I'm going to brag, I'm going to complain. I'm going to complain about Twitter. I'm going to expect you to listen, and hear me.

Dear son, Girls are red, guys are blue if you make purple I will kill you. Sincerely, your loving father.

Too cute. To make up for my absense, I present, THAT.

Words.

Words.

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Tortoise vs. Hare.

Tortoise vs. Hare.

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Fire drill. 15 minutes outside, 30 degrees out. Best use of my STUDY HALL. If only I had been in a REAL class…

Dear Mom, Yes, I know that I have clothes other than plain t-shirts and jeans. I know that wearing makeup would make me prettier. I know that there are better ways to wear my hair than a ponytail. I know that I could wear contacts instead of glasses. I know... but I don't care. Sincerely, I want to be liked for who I am.

OH MY GOD. Describing me?

3D without the glasses.

3D without the glasses.

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  • Girl: Shit
  • Boy: Sara, your life is over. You just turned in a blank Spanish exam.
  • Girl: guhhh....

That’s me….

That’s me….

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The difference between regular and gay marriage.

The difference between regular and gay marriage.

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