Bear Blog

Dear son, Girls are red, guys are blue if you make purple I will kill you. Sincerely, your loving father.

Too cute. To make up for my absense, I present, THAT.

Words.

Tortoise vs. Hare.

Fire drill. 15 minutes outside, 30 degrees out. Best use of my STUDY HALL. If only I had been in a REAL class…

Dear Mom, Yes, I know that I have clothes other than plain t-shirts and jeans. I know that wearing makeup would make me prettier. I know that there are better ways to wear my hair than a ponytail. I know that I could wear contacts instead of glasses. I know... but I don't care. Sincerely, I want to be liked for who I am.

OH MY GOD. Describing me?

3D without the glasses.

(via alphadisaster)

• Girl: Shit
• Boy: Sara, your life is over. You just turned in a blank Spanish exam.
• Girl: guhhh....

That’s me….

The difference between regular and gay marriage.